- me: i don't want to have kids
- every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!
do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?
do you ever just take a selfie and look at it and go “wow i wish i looked like that in real life”
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
Rihanna is like your older sister who comes home for thanksgiving and lets you smoke her weed and tells you about her sex stories
i’d be such a bad lawyer i’d just be like ‘your honour, tbh idk and idc like its up to u man’