Tweets

    vaniccio:

    i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep


    (Source: chrisalcoran)

    flatsound:

    i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

    nishlo:

    *sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*


    Why are they both white?
    That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.

    (Source: invisiblechange)

    Conversation I overheard at work
    • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
    • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?